no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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