I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My dick has a subreddit
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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