Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
