WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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