so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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