Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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