I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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