Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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