He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
