New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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