I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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