What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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