Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
send nudes
from the living room?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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