bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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