R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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