I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My feet surprised me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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