..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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