I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think a kid would responsible me up
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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