but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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