the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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