i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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