I'm laying in your front yard are you home
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love