Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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(407): View more from Florida

woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.

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(970): View more from Colorado

the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".

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(614): View more from Ohio

I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.

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(858): View more from California

ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL

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(708): View more from Illinois

Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins

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