Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Randomize
