i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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