and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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