so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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