living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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