Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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