Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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