My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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