it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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