physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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