At least make sure they are 18
Why
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
whose parrot is this?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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