i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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