she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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