Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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