This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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