Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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