I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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