youre lurking in front of me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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