Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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