Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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