Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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