Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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