i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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