So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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