We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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