Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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