Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
