her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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