is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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