You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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