new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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