Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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