Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My vagina just clenched in fear
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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