I wanna bring you to show and tell
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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