I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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